Pigs To Unveil Urinal Gaming System For 2013

The Lehigh Valley IronPigs have been at the cutting edge of providing the best Minor League ballpark experience in the country. Coca-Cola Park is the only Minor League park to host over 600k fans each of the last five seasons and has led all of Minor League Baseball in attendance in each of the last three. No strangers to innovation, the IronPigs’ Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature a brand new revolutionary “Urinal Gaming System”, allowing fans to interact with the world’s only truly hands-free urinal game controller. See a demo below:

While the puns run wild (in the press release alone there are references to things being “p-controlled”, making a “huge splash”,  and “x-stream games”), the consoles, sponsored by Lehigh Valley Hospital, will be a reminder to men to have routine prostate examinations when appropriate. The games will rotate seasonal and one of the first games that will be displayed will feature an alpine setting where you attempt to hit penguins. Codes will be displayed if the user completes 55 seconds or more and can be entered to appear on the high score board that will update on the Coca-Cola Park scoreboard throughout the night of the game.



  1. Shine Box

    March 26, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    This is the most creative use I’ve heard yet for rented beer.

  2. Bart Shart

    March 26, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    Somebody is pulling our legs on this one.

  3. glutenous

    March 27, 2013 at 12:29 am

    High scores for peeing time? This will give people the initiative to gold it as long as they can. Could be either a good thing or a disaster.

  4. glutenous

    March 27, 2013 at 12:30 am

    Hold it*

    Also, just one more reason it pays to be a man when it comes to peeing.

  5. Lefty

    March 27, 2013 at 5:57 am

    This is joke right?

    I can just see it- a drunk guy with a full beer that spills it all over the electronics, and the poor guy next to him that ends up having a shocking experience. Or a guy that has one too many that gets dizzy from the motion and upchucks all over the screen. Not to mention the ones that suddenly come to a right turn and ……. Yeah, I think I’d sooner pee in my beer cup.

    • George

      March 27, 2013 at 9:31 am

      You might have to use your beer cup just to avoid being hit with someone else’s game contoller.

      • Lefty

        March 27, 2013 at 3:13 pm

        Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “joystick”

  6. Chris

    March 27, 2013 at 8:22 am

    Yes, just what we need…encouraging people to drink more.

  7. Chuck A.

    March 27, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Alrighty then …..

  8. Jessica

    March 27, 2013 at 9:43 am

    So not fair for women!!!! We’ll still have longer lines and no games in our bathrooms!!!!

  9. The Original Chuck P

    March 27, 2013 at 10:52 am

    HAHAHAHAA!!! This is great… kudos, LV Iron Pigs.

  10. DaveP

    March 27, 2013 at 10:03 pm

    This literally guarantees me going to a game this year.

  11. Bruce

    March 28, 2013 at 12:15 am

    Is this for real? It’s got to be a joke. Or the joke is on the management of the Pig’s park and the laughingstock for the media. 😀

  12. EricL

    March 28, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    R Kelly was very excited to hear this news.

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