Man Or Machine?

Posted by Tim Malcolm, Thu, February 14, 2008 10:47 PM

You decide.

(This is the T-shirt the Phillies are sporting upon entering camp. It says “MAN OR MACHINE?” below the pseudo-creepy/dreamy photo of Burrell, and on the back it says “WINNING STARTS NOW.”)

That’s awesome.

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25 Responses to “Man Or Machine?”

  1. ashley Says:

    yeah, that was on my wall when i loved in a dorm.

    hopefully he’s all man. just sayin’.

  2. NR Says:

    Thats a really gross pic

  3. Civil Negligence Says:

    Makes me wish my computer monitor was in HD.

  4. mike Says:

    …posted by Matthew Cerrone…at metsblog.com
    As noted earlier, Carlos Beltran reported to camp today, earlier than expected. He took some swings, then talked with reporters.
    According to SNY’s Kevin Burkhardt, when asked about the division, Beltran gave a bland response. However, before walking away from reporters, he smiled, laughed and said:
    “Tell Jimmy Rollins we are the team to beat.”
    …ding, ding, ding…let the games begin, folks…

    nice photo……..phags

  5. Aristo13 Says:

    Yikes-

    Looks like the Cover of a Gay-Porno.
    I think I saw “Pat The Bat” dancing on the ROBYN BIRD SHOW????
    Channel 35 for all my Manhatanites out there?????!!!!

    hahahaha!!!!!

    Pedro is the real “Cock-Fighter!!!!!”
    Get some real men on your team!!!!

    Aristo The Greek

  6. pete Says:

    What can I say but wow….for all you philly fans out there sitting at home (or your trailer park) in a bear soaked wife beater still chanting e..a…g..l…e…s eagles! (fyi the giants won the superbowl) this is a new low. Burrell who managed to have a good season for once last year is now your homosexual poster boy, congrats!!! I hope wagner throws one high and tight to his head this year

  7. Aristo13 Says:

    “PAT THE BAT” a.k.a. “THE MET KILLER” has a weakness!!!!
    NO MORE HOMERS OVER THE LEFT FIELD FENCE!!!!!

    All the Mets have to do is put up a picture of David Wright in his Jock Strap on the JUMBO TRON!!!!!
    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    ARISTO THE GREEK!!!

  8. Tim Malcolm Says:

    Comments getting a little out of hand, and when I mean a little, I mean a lot. It’s awful when a few rotten apples have to spoil the basket.

  9. Commentary: Phils-Mets Rivalry Gains Character | Phillies Nation Says:

    [...] upon Clearwater, Fla., they’ve taken even greater strides to show their camaraderie. The “Man or Machine?” T-shirt is a classic boy’s club joke; that was topped in spades by the Kyle Kendrick Japan [...]

  10. Sooze Says:

    One time, I got into an incredibly heated argument whether Pat Burrell has a lazy eye or not… the jury is still out on that one.

  11. » Phillies Worries Says:

    [...] to lenient and lax with his core of young talent and constantly hurt veterans. First, the whole Man or Machine Pat Burrell shirts get laughs for all the wrong reasons. Pat Burrell is terrible and overpaid. While a decent second [...]

  12. PhilsPhan Says:

    This was yet another joke stemmed from Brett Myers. Duh. Wake up people. Don’t be jealous you have a fat steam roller body compared to this picture you stinkin met fans! Go eat another white hot dog weirdos. Rather than copy off J-roll and call the division that stupid unoriginal inbreed should have stated he ate more hotdogss in the offseason cuz that is definitely true! lol. Why oh why do you think by signing 1 pitcher that is going to make your team? We had the best closer in baseball and who picked him up? Mets. Did whiney ol’ wagner earn his paycheck? hahaha not in the least. I can’t wait til this turns into a huge flop and all the smets fans can go cry in the new stadium waiting to be occupid by the REAL new york team. The spankess.

  13. Amy Says:

    I’d say the negative comments are from men who are just plain jealous. Grow up and hit a gym, ya softies.

  14. Mrs. Burrell Says:

    All nonsense aside … where can I actually GET one of these?

  15. Baby Says:

    mmmhmm you haters make me sick… he’s perfect. more like my reason for living

  16. Rick Says:

    He rips the Mets a new one. Wait till the one of him and Chase comes out. Eat your hearts out white trash Mets fans.

  17. Annie Says:

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! I’LL BE A BURRELL GIRL ANYDAY!!!!

  18. Dave Says:

    So where do you get on of the man or machine shirts?

  19. Dave Says:

    So where do you get one of the man or machine shirts?

  20. Andrew Says:

    I love how this one idiot fan of the Mets says…”I hope Wagner throws one high and tight at his head”…and doesnt realize that History says Burrell will STILL hit it out of the park…faggot mets fans….

  21. Pat Says:

    Hey Mets fans last time I check the Phillies are winning the NL East and won it last year. And if I’m not mistaken going to the Giants is the wrong choice since I believe most fans are either Jets/Mets or Yanks/Giants so picking the 2 best of 4 teams isn’t too difficult…nice try though.

    Ohhhh right and we also have the past 2 MVP’s and Chase Utley isn’t too bad either.

  22. heather Says:

    so in all seriousness where can you get one of these shirts..or can we have one made think the phillies would mind? lol

  23. jared Says:

    the mets are a bunch of piece of shit spics!!!,,, Burrell has reyes and delgado as his garden hands in the offseason,,,,,

  24. Alison Says:

    That’s my man, oh yeah Pat. This photo makes me think bad thought…lol..I mean wow !

  25. Katie Bertha Says:

    I agree with Allison. I mean, “Alison.” She may already have dibs on him as her man, but oh yeah Pat. This photo makes me think bad thought too…lol…I mean weow ! It bears/bares repeating… double pun?! *taps mic* you know the rest…

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