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42 Responses to “Nickname The Phillie: Finalists”

1. christopher Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 2:38 pm

   werth: johnny wacko
   kendrick: krazy k (it’s his real life nickname, don’t know why we’d need to come up with another one for him)
   howard: sky high ry guy
   seanez: the pool cleaner

2. Griffin Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 2:49 pm

   werth: johnny wacko
   kendrick: ABSTAIN
   howard: the big man
   seanez: the chief

3. Mike T. Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:04 pm

   Werth: High Net
   Kendrick: The Kid
   Howard: K-How

4. TJ Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:09 pm

   Werth: Johnny Wacko
   Kendrick: The Kid
   Ryan “Can’t hit a fucking off-speed pitch” Howard - I stand by it.

5. Matt Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:18 pm

   Jayson Werth: Jay Bird

   Kyle Kendrick: The Kid

   Ryan Howard: The Big Man

   Rudy Seanez:The Chief

6. Rob E. Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:31 pm

   Werth: Johnny Wacko
   Kendrick: The Kid
   Ryan “Can’t hit a fucking off-speed pitch” Howard
   Seanez: Cinderblock Head

7. metsR#1 Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:32 pm

   needing nicknames for your players. another example of how Phillie fans are the gayest

8. PhillyGirlinMichigan Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:34 pm

   Werth - Johnny Wacko (but he eerily reminds me of the King Elf Elrond from LordoftheRings)
   Kyle - The Kid
   Ryan - Hmmm..don’t know. Blanton may wanna be called “the Big Man”
   Rudy - I like ColdStone and Sitting Bull

9. philsphan Says:
   July 21st, 2008 at 3:36 pm

   Jayson Werth: The Patient
   Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
   Ryan Howard: The Big Man
   Rudy Seanez: Black Belt

10. cramer Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Howard: k-today
    Jayson Werth: J-Whack
    Kyle Kendrick: K-Kid
    Rudy Seanez: Ruby Rudy or Rude Rudy

11. cramer Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    I got my “boo, fuck you” tshirt.
    I LOVE IT
    Make a boo fuck you mug

12. Sammy Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    Jayson “Another Strikeout” Werth
    Kyle “I might really be traded to Japan” Kendrick
    Ryan “What’s the Glove for?” Howard
    Rudy “Who?”Seanez

13. Phil Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    metsR#1 why do you care, why are you here, do you not have anything better to do? Get a life, seriously.

14. ASSHOLE Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 4:03 pm

    Werth-johnny wacko. Howard-the big man. Kendrick- #2 starter. Seanez-cinderblock head

15. Margie Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    I vote for cinderblock head

16. Bruce Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Jayson Werth
    The Patient

    Kyle Kendrick
    The Sink

    Ryan Howard
    Giant Power

    Rudy Seanez
    Black Belt

17. Chase Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Jayson Werth - Johnny Wacko
    Kyle Kendrick - The Sink
    Ryan Howard - K-How
    Rudy Seanez - Cinderblock head

18. NEPA Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    When I submitted “Johnny Wacko” for Werth I was just joking but apparently it has a nice little cult following now. My choices are:

    Werth: Jay Bird
    Kendrick: The Kid
    Howard: K-How
    Seanez: Chief

19. Jason Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Werth– Abstain

    Kendrick — The Kid

    Howard — The Big Man

    Seanez — The Chief

    Lets be honest any of the other ones wouldnt stick.

    And if K-How wins for Howard, you have the wrong type of fans reading this website.

20. Fran Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Jayson Werth: JAY BIRD
    Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
    Ryan Howard: UPS
    Rudy Seanez: Cheif

21. Jay Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Jayson Werth
    Johnny Wacko

    Kyle Kendrick
    The Kid

    Ryan Howard
    The Big Man

    Rudy Seanez
    Chief

22. ryan Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    love UPS for howard. makes sense on so many levels. first of all, he actually physically resembles a UPS truck. and second, he knows how to deliver.

    disappointed we couldn’t come up with anything in regards to his obscenely gigantic nose however.

23. mets123 Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    are you phillie fans seriously gay enough to be making up nicknames for your players?wow leave it to the announcers fags

24. Lewisauce Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    Jayson Werth: Johnny Wacko
    Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
    Ryan Howard: K-How
    Rudy Seanez: The Real Deal

25. Lewisauce Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    And mets123 is obviously latently homosexual.

26. NateB Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Jay-Bird
    Krazy K
    The Big Man
    The Chief

27. philajen Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    Jayson Werth: Definitely Johnny Wacko- I witnessed it at a bar in Pittsburgh. He’s Creepy
    Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
    Ryan Howard: The Big Man although my friends and I call him “The Breeze” for when he strikes out
    Rudy Seanez: Chief

28. KM Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am

    Werth - captain gay beard
    Kendrick - “everybody hits, woohoo”
    Howard - I like the one about the offspeed pitch
    Seanez - my future landscaper

29. TypicalMetsFan Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 am

    All I know how to do is make gay jokes! Gay! Gay! Gay!

30. JohnnyWacko Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:25 am

    Who’s Jason Werth?

31. ActuallyChilled Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Jayson Werth: johnny wacko
    Kyle Kendrick: the kid
    Ryan Howard: k-how krush
    Rudy Seanez: cinderblock head

32. late entry Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:32 am

    ryan howard: rhrh (obviously, ryan homerun howard - cause he’s still a champ even with the k’s)

    lou marson: the arson

33. philliefan3452 Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 am

    you cant call kyle kendrick the kid.ted williams and ken griffey jr are the kids and their we all know kyle kendrick isnt in that league.

34. ped Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:06 am

    jayson stark just picked the phils to win the nl east over on espn. check out the debate, there’s some angry mets fans:

    http://proxy.espn.go.com/chat/chatESPN?event_id=21637

35. Brian Michael Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am

    werth: Speed Stick
    kendrick: Krazy K
    howard: The Big Man
    seanez: ColdStone (chad cordero from the nats is the chief, if he ever plays again)

36. Sandy Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Werth: Johnny Wacko (it just fits)

    Kendrick: The Kid (regardless of who else has gone by that name in the past, he doesn’t strike out enough people to have a nickname featuring the letter “K”)

    Howard: I still vote for Big Brown, as politically incorrect as it may be

    Seanez: The Chief (I have seen him pitch like twice this year if that, I have no idea).

    Mets fans: “Uncreative Douches Who Have Nothing Better To Do”

37. Jeff M Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Jayson Werth: johnny wacko (how can this not be his nickname)
    Kyle Kendrick: the kid (It just works)
    Ryan Howard: Airshow (This works too. He either hits it far or there is a big “air” breeze… it works. We have to give him some props for his HR ability)
    Rudy Seanez: The chief (I just like calling him chief)

38. Don M Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    I don’t think Rudy Seanez deserves a nickname.. which is why I submitted “THE WHO?”

    Im pretty sure they call Kendrick, The Kid.. so I say we stick with that..

    Werth has been clutch a few times with his bat this year.. and that combined with his figure.. I submitted “STICK”.. and then rambled off “SPEED STICK” because he can swipe some bags too..

    Johnny Wacko just doesn’t do anything for me..

    Ryan Howard.. K-How is the funniest.. and I think Harry K calls him THE BIG MAN.. so we would have a hard time convincing others to call him anything different

39. KM Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    the best nickname for werth is definitely captain gay beard . . . he’s like a wild pirate with a truly terrible goatee.

40. sean Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Jayson Werth:Jhonny Wacko
    Kyle Kendrick: The Kid
    Ryan Howard:The Big Man
    Rudy Seanez:The Chief

41. that guy Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Jayson werth IS johnny wacko. Although I am partial to “vagina chin”. Seanez has to be “cinderblockhead”. Anyone who disagrees on the seanez issue has obviously never seen his enormous square head.

42. Bking Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    Jimmy Rollins- Jroll or wishlist
    Jayson Werth- J Dub
    Chase Utley- Chase Clutchy
    Ryan Howard- Big Brown
    Pat Burrell- Pat “Buisness” Burrell or Pat the Bat or Bat
    Shane Victorino- The FLyin Hawaiin
    Pedro Feliz- pvp
    Carlos ruiz- Carlos “chooch” Ruiz

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