You know J-Roll and Utley and Ryno and Shane,
Madson and Jayson and Chooch and Rauuul,
But do you recall, the most famous Phillie of all?
Charlie the Red-Faced Phillie, had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw him, you would even say he knows
Just how to hit a baseball, taught all the players how to swing
Charlie was still looked down on, the city never liked his ways
Then one cold October eve, Charlie came to say
Lidge go throw us one last pitch, bring us home the championship
Then how the city loved him, as they lined the streets with glee
Charlie the Red-Faced Phillie, he went down in history.
-Merry Christmas from Phillies Nation